Oh monkey in the tree,
I hold a branch – descend, descend to me.
Oh monkey bring your uncles, aunts and brothers
Bring your granny, bring your mother
Oh monkey will you eat a banana
Climb aboard, We have your manna
Oh monkey come and play
Come now monkey, come today
Monkey, monkey, we shall not have strife
You did not mean anything
When you groped at my daughter
And pissed on my wife
Monkey dear monkey,
You’ve come by the dozens
Brought the whole family,
Even the cousins
Monkey my friend
It has been a slice
But the banana’s all gone
The visit was nice
Maybe some day
O mono o’mine
We’ll visit again
Some other time.
